contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
(Source: gradies, via vas-happenin-angie)
Chillin’ like a Villain. Every Villain Is Lemons. I’m a Lemon.
I’m weird and I have no friends quack
I officially lost ten pounds… I am deteriorating.
Omg why do I lose weight when I try to eat why can’t I just be fat and juicy dangit
Hi, be my friends and feed me kay ‘cause that would be the right thing to do
The Jones
| Mom: | Celine stop being so lazy. You're a girl. Clean up. |
| Me: | that's sexist |
| Mom: | You need to learn because you will do this for your kids when you're a mom. |
| Me: | Okay since you're a mom, you do it for me |
| Mom: | I'm not your maid |
| Me: | Then don't do it |
| Mom: | You need to learn! What are you gona do when you're older? |
| Me: | That's why I'm gona marry a rockstar and our maid will do it |
| Mom: | what if you don't marry a rock star |
| Me: | I will |
| Mom: | WHAT IF YOU DON'T?! |
| Me: | Hahaha. I will. |
Just me and Elvis. trololololol. k I’m done nao
Me and Johnny love eachother
Dear Prudence, won’t you come out to play?
sorry guys I’m weird.
Jk I’m not sorry.
Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it
Okay, your secret’s safe with me
Poor Metta =/
